About the Surgery

A doctor and a street kid walk into a life of crime, the beginning of any classic love story. This couple-owned business is run by Zuddah Kahurangi, Meracydian scientist with extensive Sharlayan training, and Victor Cadieux, Brume kid and ex-gang leader with a passion for collecting knives, and using them.A valiant yet messy attempt to spell the word 'SURGERY' has been made and crossed out many times in cracked red paint on the outside of this particular apartment door.
Inside is no living quarters, this flat has been renovated into a fully fitted out surgery, with cabinets full of medical supplies, an operating table and even seats to enjoy the show.If you're looking for supplies, healing, Allagan augments or anything to do with flesh, metal and medicine, talk to the doctor. If you want to get into trouble or collect your free cake, speak with the blonde miqo'te.He gets bored while Zuddah is working, why not challenge Victor to a friendly game of five finger fillet?

Venue Guidelines

  001.    Cake Law
Free cake with every purchase. Selection changes regularly.

  002.    Gil
All purchases are with in-character money only. No actual exchange of gil is expected nor required to shop here.

  003.    Don't be an asshole OOC
Being a dick to irl players, whether it's us or other clients in the venue is a fantastic way to get blacklisted from the building. We are very nice, if there's an issue OOC you can send us a /tell.  004.    IC actions have consequences
Look, bud, you walked into a surgery run by a mad scientist and a guy who pulls peoples guts out for fun. While there's no need to walk on eggshells, you'll probably end up in a specimen jar if you try to get violent.
Does your character find themself oh so suddenly unable to pay the medical bill? We will happily take some of your teeth as payment! No teeth? No worries. We'll harvest just about anything from your body.

Medical Services

  001.    Vulnerary Care
From stitching to intensive repair, Surjonery offers discreet and effective treatments. Field services available. Especially ideal for those sensitive to aetheric healing methods.

  002.    Tech Installation
Expert implanting of Allagan augmentations. We'll make sure the tech is compatible to the best of our ability to minimize the risk of implant rejection. Augments can be made discreet (or not!) per request.

  003.    Custom Alchemicals
Medication is a tricky thing. What if you're allergic to the usual formula? We'll brew up anaesthetics, pain management, and other concoctions to your specification. We will not brew poisons or similarly deadly things.

Other Services

  001.    Knife trading and care
Think of a knife, any kind of knife... We might have something almost like that! Want to cook up a storm in the kitchen? Prune your garden? Gut a fish? Gut a person? Lop their head off? Chop them into teeny tiny pieces? Hit up the cat and he'll find something you can use.
If you have a cool or interesting knife and need some quick cash--or need to get rid of it-- he'll buy it from you. Feel free to even strike up a trade. Haggle at your own peril.
All knives and short daggers can be sharpened to the finest edge for you, for just 2000 gil.
  002.    Body Cleanup
Born to clean and armed with a Garlond Ironworks mop and power washer, our fuzzy little janitor will take care of your accidents big or small, bloody or rotten. In the middle of the city or out in the sticks. No questions, no kids.
No one will ever find their remains, we promise.
3 million gil, added cost of 2 million per extra body.

medical supply 
ㅤField KitsㅤPremade kit. Basic array of supplies for the field.
ㅤHardwareㅤScalpels, syringes, screws, pins, rods, shears.
ㅤSanitationㅤDisinfectants, antiseptics, sanitizers, acids.
ㅤDisposablesㅤGauze, bandages, sutures, tubing, tape, needles.
AnaestheticsDifferent strengths on offer. Mind your doses!
ㅤPotions & SalvesㅤQuick fixes for minor injuries and burns.
PainkillersTablet or liquid, minor to extra strength.
ㅤImplantsㅤAllagan tech, optional install with additional fee.
other stock 
ㅤLockpicksㅤPicks, tension wrenches and other tools suitable for many different types of lock
ㅤDoor bombsㅤLockpicks can't always get the job done.
ㅤPremade heist mapsㅤLayouts of important buildings and businesses in various capital cities, marked with safe spots, patrols, locks and potential traps. For the distinguished burglar.
ㅤDisguisesㅤPopoto sacks with eye holes cut out. What? They work.
ㅤStolen ItemsㅤSomething special, or maybe just junk. Buy it before he fences it. New fancy garbage each day.
ㅤ???ㅤ(Shhh. Come to The Brume. Don't tell Zuddah.)

Diamante Nero

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The Soil in which the Seedy Underbelly is cast; A Sharlayan, Ul'dahn, and Hinganshi Yakuza organization.
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"These guys have a milk tap, they can be trusted" - Victor

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